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May 8, 2013

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Aik Pathan ko rota dekh k dost ne pocha kya howa tum ro kiun rahe hooo????
Pathan: hamare sath bohat bara dhoka howa hay
Dost: wo kya??
Pathan: Hum ne 2ton ka A.C liya ghar aa k tola tu sirf 25 kilo ka niklaa
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May 8, 2013

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Pathan apne 11 bachon k sath zoo gaya aor Guard se kaha hame wo Sher dikhao jis k 8 bachay hain…
Guard thori dair k bad wapis aya aor kaha aap log yahin ruko Sher aor us k bachay aap ko dekhne arahe hain
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May 8, 2013

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Faqeer: Baji Bhooka hoon ALLAH k naam thora sa khana dedoo.
Baji: khana abi nahi paka.
Faqeer: Baji Number likh lo jab pak jaye to Miss cal maar denaa
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May 8, 2013

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Aik Larki Park mein idhar udher gH00m rahi tHi..ak PATHAN ne p0cHa.
app kya talAsh kar rahi hain…?
LARKI:
shArmatay huay, Mein apni ZinDagi k lIya HuM-sAfer
taLash kar rahi h0n..
PATHAN:
nAhi mila..?
LARKI:
Nahi…
PATHAN:
Baji hall R0ad say pata karen wAhan se hAr cHeez mil jAti haY
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May 8, 2013

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Cool sms send karti hai Eeman….wah wah wah…
cool sms send karti hai eman….
yeh kon hai baiman ..
yeh kon hai baiman
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May 8, 2013

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Ek sardar ne ground mein ek garha khoda or us mein jaa k beth kar kuch sochne laga
2nd sardar
Ae ki ho reya ae paa G?
Sardar
Doongiyaan Sochaan
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May 8, 2013

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Patient: mujhe problem hai. Na khaon to bhok lagti hai, na sou to neend
aati hai, zada kam kar k thak jata hoon.
Doctor : sari raat dhoop main betho theek ho jao gaye
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May 8, 2013

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Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya par wo late aayi,
Girl: Soory i m late
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai tu ab aa rahi hai
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May 8, 2013

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KESC main job ayi ha sallary Rs 20000 karna hai to reply karo ziada mehnat ka kaam nai hai”bus bijlli ki taron per geella kapra marna hai
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May 8, 2013

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Pathan: Yara ye “SENT MESSAGE” kia hota hai
Dusra Pathan: Khuda Kasam tum to bilkul aakhroot ho tum ko maloom nahi “SENT MESSAGE” ka matlab he khushbu wala message
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